Copy Crusher Coaching

38 Years of Eating Dirt & Spitting Gold—I’ll Make You a Freaking Kingpin

You clicked because you’re gagging on blank pages while hacks with crayons swipe gigs you’d gut ‘em for. I’ve been there—38 years of eating dirt and spitting gold, clawing from a broke nobody to an A-list savage who’s stacked $100 million.

Now, I’m unleashing Copy Crusher Coaching—five weeks, five brutal sessions, my no-BS blueprint to turn you into a copywriting crusher who smashes controls, hauls royalties like a mob boss, and builds a “how-to” empire from your skull. This ain’t a kiddie seminar—it’s me, Doug D’Anna, hauling your ass to the top with a sixth sense that smells blood in the water. My grads are banking—they’ll spill the guts. Strap in, hotshot.

Grow or Die—You’re Bleeding Out

You’re choking on doubt while posers with no game cash your checks—every blank page a knife to your gut, every lost gig a kick in the teeth. Grow or die, and you’re dying. I’ve got the fix—38 years of scars turned my dirt into $100M gold. In five weeks, I’ll:

• Forge your copy into a blade—headlines that choke readers out, transitions slicker than whiskey, closes that rip wallets wide.
• Unleash your inner shark—pitch big fish, stack royalties, turn your skull into a million-dollar cash volcano.
• Awaken your sixth sense—ditch robotic slop, tap my 38-year voodoo to sling copy that hauls ‘em to the order form like a tractor beam.

How I’ll Drag You to the Top

You’ve seen me stack $100M while hacks quake—now I’m the dirt-eating bastard who’ll haul your ass to the A-list. I’ve crushed controls—70% beat rate, promos dead in my wake—‘cause my sixth sense sniffs blood and fuses dirt into gold. I’ve outgunned Makepeace, Rutz, Schwartz—$100K in three weeks, no sweat—‘cause I sling winners faster than others choke.

Five weeks, I’ll burn that fire into you—turn your shaky scribbles into killer copy, your gut into a cash-sniffing beast. I’m Doug D’Anna, and I’ll drag you to the top, kicking and screaming, ‘til you’re the crusher they can’t touch.

What You Get—5 Weeks, 5 Shots to Rule the Heap

Five 60-minute Zoom beatdowns, me and you—no fluff, just renegade fire from my gut. Strap in for the real shit:

• Crusher Instinct: I burn my 38-year sixth sense into your skull—never get stuck starting or finishing again. Unleash your subconscious, fuse market-proven winners, and knock out promos faster than a street brawler. 10 top swipe files ($1,500 value) included—controls that crushed it, yours to hijack.
• Copy Tear-Downs: Send your trash—I shred it with a grin (kinder than most), rebuild it with headlines that strangle, transitions that flow like a damn river from page one to the order form, proof that makes ‘em beg. I’ll fuse the world’s best ideas into your next email, funnel, or VSL cash-bomb.
• Hustle Like a Mobster: Pitching clients, taming assholes, stacking royalties—I cram my $100M gut-playbook into you. Layer on benefits, specifics, credibility that makes your copy irresistible—offers so juicy they’ll swan-dive to buy.
• Free Loot: 6-part “How to Sell Yourself as a Copywriter” PDFs ($3,500 value)—land A-list gigs, not chump change, with fearless confidence.

Five weeks, I’ll rip the doubt out—you’ll write like a savage, flow like a pro, and rule the top.

Why Only Four Spots?

This ain’t some pansy webinar scam. Copy Crusher Coaching is me, one-on-one, five weeks of hellfire. I’m capping it at four copy crushers—my time’s gold, and I don’t coddle. 23,000 followers beg, 21 already crush it from this deal—these spots’ll vanish like a cold beer in a bar brawl.

What the Big Players Say

• Chris Marett, Phillips VP: “I worked with legends—Bencivenga, Schwartz, Halbert, Makepeace—but I made more money with Doug D’Anna. Over 15 years, he’s a copywriting machine, turning tough gigs into gold every damn time.”
• Walter Pearce, KCI President: “Nobody is better than Doug at getting your customers to buy!”
• Roger Michalski, Eagle Financial: “He writes more money-making emails faster than anyone.”
• Gary Bencivenga, Bencivenga Bullets: “Doug D’Anna is on that short list of star writers I never hesitate to recommend.”
• Sean Slattery: “Doug takes you line-by-line into his controls—pure gold that shaves years off your curve.”
• Vitaly Grinblat: “Doug’s coaching dwarfs all else—my go-to for world-class copy.”
• Kevin Dawson: “Doug’s secrets make your income soar and take you to the A-list.”
• Charlie Robertstad: “No better way to launch—Doug shows you what really sells.”
• D. McCray: “Doug’s the only one who makes copywriting click—truly legendary.”

They’re banking fat—you’re next.

Snag a Spot—$5,000, 5 Weeks, Top of the Food Chain

Serious players only:

• $5,000—five 60-minute sessions over five weeks, one-time, no sob stories, no discounts.
• Show Up: Hungry—I’ll haul you up.
• Keep It Locked: My 38-year secrets—swipe files included—don’t spill.

Four spots, 21 already in—click or choke on dirt.

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Why You’re Clicking—or a Dead Man Walking

You’re sick of my $100M wins while you’re eating scraps.

Five weeks, I’ll fuse my sixth sense into your bones—sniffing winners, fusing the world’s best ideas into promos that flow like a damn dream and slam readers to the order form with irresistible cred.

$5K’s chump change when you’re fearlessly cranking $50K royalties—my grads doubled fees, crushed controls, ‘cause I unleashed their subconscious to kill. I ate dirt to spit gold; now I’ll drag you to the A-list, kicking and screaming.

Click, hotshot.

Doug D’Anna
Copy Crusher & A-List Renegade